Mark Twain (via lavrence)
(Source: bavarde)
A SPIDER JUST DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING AND PERCHED ITSELF ATOP MY HEAD
this is the most eloquent statement of pure terror i’ve ever read
THANK YOU
(Source: egberts)
tumblr is a website filled with awkward teens
(Source: percentaqe)
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
(Source: rsvnr)
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact


